Sweet Bitchin’ Yogurt Bowl

Serves: 1
Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: 25 minutes
Calories: ~400 per bowl

This bowl’s got layers, like a parfait, but way more Bitchin’. Creamy Greek yogurt meets juicy strawberries, crunchy homemade Bitchin’ Granola, and a rich swirl (or two) of Chocolate Bitchin’ Sauce. Fancy it up with a mint sprig and an extra drizzle of chocolate.

Ingredients

Yogurt Bowl	-
1/2 cup	Bitchin' Granola
1/3 cup	Strawberries, cubed
1/2 cup	Greek Yogurt
1 sprig	Fresh Mint
1/4 cup	Chocolate Bitchin' Sauce (plus more for drizzlin')
Bitchin' Granola	-
3 cups	Rolled Oats
1 cup	Coconut Flakes
1 cup	Sliced Almonds
1/4 cup	Coconut Sugar
1 tsp	Ground Vanilla (or Vanilla Extract)
1 tsp	Cinnamon
1/2 cup	Chocolate Bitchin' Sauce
1	Egg (for chew factor!)
1 tsp	Sea Salt

Method

For Bitchin' Granola:

Preheat oven to 325°F.
In a large bowl combine all ingredients and stir until evenly coated.
Spread onto a parchment-lined baking sheet.
Bake for 20–25 minutes, stirring halfway through for even golden goodness.
Let cool completely before devouring. Store in an airtight container (if there’s any left).

Assemble the Bowl!

1. Make it Pillowy:
Spoon Greek yogurt into your favorite bowl and spread it into a pillowy base.

2. Swirl It:
Add a hearty swirl of Chocolate Bitchin’ Sauce right into the yogurt.

3. Top it Off:
Sprinkle with cubed strawberries and a crunchy scoop of Bitchin’ Granola. Add a mint sprig on top because you’re classy and Bitchin’.

4. Drizzle More Sauce (Optional… but not really):
Add another dollop or drizzle of Chocolate Bitchin’ Sauce for max indulgence. There’s no such thing as too much chocolate.

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