Bitchin’ Cobb Bowl

Serves: 1
Prep Time: 10

Cook Time: 10
Calories: ~600 per bowl

The red carpet of salads just got a Bitchin’ makeover. This star-studded Cobb Bowl brings together crispy bacon, creamy avocado, bold Caramelized Onion Bitchin’ Sauce, and a supporting cast of flavor-packed toppers. Tossed, drizzled, and dressed to impress.

Ingredients

1 cup	Romaine, chopped
1/2	Avocado, cubed
1/2 cup	Chicken, cooked and cubed
1/4 cup	Bacon, chopped and cooked
1/4 cup	Cherry tomatoes, quartered
2	Eggs, hardboiled and sliced
2 oz	Soft Cheese (like bleu or feta), crumbled
2 tbsp	Chives, chopped
1/4 cup	Caramelized Onion Bitchin' Sauce
2 tbsp	Red Win Vinegar

Method

Make it saucy: In a small bowl, whisk together Caramelized Onion Bitchin’ Sauce and red wine vinegar ‘til smooth and pourable.
Build your base: Add chopped romaine to your bowl and toss with half the dressing for a flavor-first foundation.
Line it up: Arrange the avo, chicken, bacon, tomatoes, eggs, and cheese in neat rows over the greens.
Final touch: Drizzle the remaining dressing all over. Finish with chives.

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