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Bitchin’ Toast!

Sturdy, spreadable toast is a hallmark vessel for scrumptious sauce delivery. This Iconic Bitchin’ Toast Trio is sure to fit all yer crumbly cravings!

Smothering a standard Avocado Toast with Smooth OG or smoky Chipotle Sauce results in a revolutionary redux of the coffee shop classic. For you coco-hounds, Chocolatey toast layered with fruit and nuts is a perfect sunrise surprise for a favorite sweetie. Grab a knife and start spreadin’!

Bitchin’ Toast!
1 per Toast
Prep Time:
8 mins per Toast
500-520 per Toast


Measurement Ingredient
The OG Avo Toast
1 slice Artisan Bread
1 tsp Everything Seasoning
1/2 Avocado
2 Eggs
1 pinch Chives
2 Tomatoes
1/2 Avocado
5 tbsp Original Bitchin’ Sauce
Southwest Avocado Toast
8 cups Black Beans
8 cups Corn
1/8 cup Cherry Tomatoes
1/8 cup Red Onion
1 slice Artisan Bread
5 tbsp Chipotle Bitchin’ Sauce
1 oz Cilantro, chopped
The Sweets Toast
1 slice Artisan Bread
1/2 Banana
⅛ cup Raspberries
⅛ cup Strawberries
⅛ cup Blueberries
2 tbsp Almond Chunks
5 tbsp Chocolate Bitchin’ Sauce


1. For the first avocado toast, place sliced avocado into a bowl. Add 4 tablespoons of Original Bitchin’ Sauce and mash with a fork.

2. Spread avo mix on a toasted slice of bread, top with two sliced tomatoes, two sunny-side up eggs, chives, and Everything Bagel seasoning.

3. Add a tablespoon dollop of Original Bitchin’ Sauce on top! First toast = Done!

4. For the second avo toast, spread on 4 tablespoons of Chipotle Bitchin’ Sauce atop a toasted slice of artisan bread.

5. Lay sliced avocado, a spoonful of corn, black beans, and more Chipotle B-Sauce.

6. Sprinkle on halved cherry tomatoes, chopped red onion, cilantro leaves and even MORE Chipotle Bitchin’ Sauce. Second toast = Done!

7. For the third toast, spread on a smooth layer of Chocolate Bitchin’ Sauce. Top with fruit of your choice.

8. Top with more Chocolate Bitchin’ Sauce and sprinkle on almond slices. Saucy and Sweet!

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