Bitchin' Sauce

Bitchin' Recipes

Bodacious Bagel!

Good morrow my fellow lassies and gents! Fancy a Bodacious Bitchin' Bagel with candy-red apples and fig jam? Must say, we're chuffed to the bits with our proper new flavor, Caramelized Onion! Looks quite good, eh!? Cheerio & Have a Bitchin' Weekend! Find our new FANCY flavors Caramelized Onion and Eggplant & Olive exclusively at Sprouts

Bodacious Bagel!
Prep Time:
10 mins
Cook Time:
5 mins


Measurement Ingredient
2 tbsp Olive Oil
1 handfuls Arugula
1 Eggs, Sunnyside up
1 Everything bagel, toasted
2 slices Gruyere Cheese
1/2 Red Apple, sliced
1 tbsp Fig Jam
2 tbsp Caramelized Onion Bitchin’ Sauce


1. Preheat the oven to the high broil setting.

2. Slice the bagels in half and place them on a baking sheet. Toast on the top shelf of the oven under the broiler until golden-brown, about 1 minute. Remove bagels from the oven and add a slice of gruyere on all four slices of bagel. Place back in the hot oven until melted, about 1 to 2 minutes.

3. Smear 2 tablespoons of Bitchin’ Sauce over each cheesy bagel slice.

4. Top the bagel bottoms with arugula,  sliced apple, fig jam, pear, and the sunny side-up egg. Place the bagel tops on top, slice in half, and serve.

Bitchin' Sauce is good on anything! Even...COOKIES?? Why? Because cookies provide a totally Bitchin' browsing experience. Cookies come from all of our Bitchin' third party social media websites, and may analyze your use of this website. Find out more: Cookie policy